i’m not starting, you look beautiful ;
i hope he takes you someplace nice .  .  .

Cab to a crime scene? That’s very Cosmopolitan of you.

necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

romanoirshasmoved:

ONCE UPON A TIME MEME
↳ Three Quotes [2/3] - Jefferson

Some wise words from Dame Julie.

stopitmuke:

fun fact: you have more of a chance of marrying your favourite band member than you do of winning the lottery and if that didn’t brighten up your day then what will

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

After years living in the real world with Henry, Emma and Isobel, their now 6 year old daughter, Regina finds a way of somehow telling her about their story. Emma overhears them.

isdangmaharot:

meryl streep ladies and gentlemen

THIS!